Twittering

The following conversation was spotted on Twitter this morning between our very own Kristen Stone and the mysterious Production Elves in the Blue Hour Publishing office of wonders.

KS: Calling Blue Hour Production Elves, you’ve been very quiet of late.

PE: Oh Miss award winning author Kristen Stone forgive our slackness. We have trauma aplenty.

KS: Trauma? Explain.

PE: Tis chaos here. Mr McMiser got run over by a steam roller.

KS: A steam roller? Surely not.

PE: Well, it was a car actually but he insists it feels like a steam roller.

KS: Is he ok?

PE: Well, he took a nasty knock to the head, so no real harm done. Thinks we have taken on more staff though.

KS: Why?

PE: He keeps seeing two of everything.

KS: And have you heard from Sanguine Scribe lately? He seems to have gone AWOL too.

PE: Oh Miss award winning author Kristen Stone, Mr Sanguine has been at Mr M’s bedside mopping his fevered brow.

KS: Look, cut the award winning author bit. In the circumstances just call me Kris.

PE: Oh Miss award winning author Kristen Stone we couldn’t do that.

KS: Cut it! So Mr M has a fever?

PE: Oh, no. Just a bit non-compos mentos, but what’s new? We think Mr Sanguine is taking notes for his next scribieness.

KS: That’s good to hear. But don’t let Mr M hear you say that. So what have you been doing?

PE: Between tweeting and running errands we have been making copious quantities of chicken soup.

KS: Chicken soup, no Lambas bread?

PE: We have been adding a few crumbs of the wonderful Lambas bread to the soup. But we fear Mr Sanguine is scoffing it.

KS: Best keep an eye on him. You know what these starving authors are like.

PE: Indeed we do Miss awar… Kris. Well, must get on. We hear the subtle voice of Mr M calling for soup.

KS: OK. Take care of Mr M and if the other fellow gives you trouble let me know. I’ll sort him!